2009/04/02

The Latest Fashion for a Night on the Town:


This understated lacing of the neck bespeaks a gentle coyness of spirit, does it not? It says, I am willing not only to lace up my bootstraps but also my neck, I am willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done. I will stretch my neck out to please.
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4 comments:

Big Perm said...

I want to know if Jorge and Dewolf like this.

Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 12:32:00 PM CDT
Er ist glaubhaft said...

Is it infected?

Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 8:39:00 PM CDT
DeWolf said...

I don't do well with the neck.

Friday, April 3, 2009 at 4:13:00 AM CDT
Jorge said...

I do not do well with this. Holes in the neck are never a good thing.

Friday, April 3, 2009 at 2:41:00 PM CDT

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