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A Slowly Growing List of Things to Look Forward To When You Have a Child
- Every day is either Christmas or Halloween or Birthday or Easter
- Leave those cats alone! They're going to scratch you and it will hurt
- You cannot lie under circumstances, but nor can you tell the literal truth
- Geez that kid is sharp
- Can I have cake? Can I have cake? Can I have cake? Huh? Daddy? Can I have cake?
- For the last time, stop asking me!
- Noticing the growth: taller and a bit heavier to carry
- Children's television shows
- Food. Wasted food
- Remembering that you once acted this way yourself
- Watching where the both of you are going
- The joy of hearing the word "fuck" being used experimentally, and justifying this experimentation by saying "Well they learn it eventually"
- TANTRUMS
- Sitting down together on the living room floor, a mess of blocks & cars & plush Care Bears strewn around you, discussing the complexities of each car's identity, its name, and why it is so humorous
- Having to take responsibility for someone else for a change
- More frustration than you're prepared for
- Wicked cackling
- Drawings of potato guys
- Learning about the world all over again
- Circular Logic
- Unexpected hugs and words put beautifully together out of context
- Waking up after 4 hours of sleep, and unexpectedly having to confront shit, in more than one place, including the carpet, a big toe, a butt, a bed, a toilet seat, and underpants
3 comments:
Used or unused? I think you could sell them, but the clientele would be a little different based on their used/unused status.
I think the real question is what are you doing with a Ziploc bag full of syringes in the first place?
You don't have a ziploc bag full of syringes, Ande? I thought everyone did.
Actually, I have only one syringe. It's a biggun'. I make up uses for it, but it's actually from an old ink jet cartridge refill kit.
The Ziploc bag full of syringes once belonged to my diabetic sister-in-law, who gave them to me. Diabetics give each other such things.
However, the syringes are loose in the bag, so I don't trust them enough to use them. Ergo, what is to be done with them?
Yeah, who doesn't have a Ziploc bag full of syringes sitting around?
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