2009/03/22

Oh ick, ick, ick


This is not a horror movie still. This is actual eyeball tattooing. This is actual eyeball tattooing. I cannot say why I am so obsessively repulsed by this and yet keep coming back to it. There is no reason. But I had to share the image with everyone.

6 comments:

Jorge said...

Dear lord. That freaks the shit out of me. There are two bodily things that I can't stand (and many more I would rather not see). The two are: eye things and teeth things.

Er ist glaubhaft said...

Imagine the benefits in having the whites of your eyes blued: benefits, such as . . . ?

Big Perm said...

Such as...you could make an appearance in Geek Love and maybe Oly would fall in love with you, especially if you were mean to her.

Jorge said...

And then you could punch Oly in the nose and tell her to stop being such a little so and so.

Flynn said...

That's it; no more reading your blog right after breakfast.

Er ist glaubhaft said...

Breakfast a posteriori.

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A Slowly Growing List of Things to Look Forward To When You Have a Child

  • Every day is either Christmas or Halloween or Birthday or Easter
  • Leave those cats alone! They're going to scratch you and it will hurt
  • You cannot lie under circumstances, but nor can you tell the literal truth
  • Geez that kid is sharp
  • Can I have cake? Can I have cake? Can I have cake? Huh? Daddy? Can I have cake?
  • For the last time, stop asking me!
  • Noticing the growth: taller and a bit heavier to carry
  • Children's television shows
  • Food. Wasted food
  • Remembering that you once acted this way yourself
  • Watching where the both of you are going
  • The joy of hearing the word "fuck" being used experimentally, and justifying this experimentation by saying "Well they learn it eventually"
  • TANTRUMS
  • Sitting down together on the living room floor, a mess of blocks & cars & plush Care Bears strewn around you, discussing the complexities of each car's identity, its name, and why it is so humorous
  • Having to take responsibility for someone else for a change
  • More frustration than you're prepared for
  • Wicked cackling
  • Drawings of potato guys
  • Learning about the world all over again
  • Circular Logic
  • Unexpected hugs and words put beautifully together out of context
  • Waking up after 4 hours of sleep, and unexpectedly having to confront shit, in more than one place, including the carpet, a big toe, a butt, a bed, a toilet seat, and underpants